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Author: Kristen Brand

If Kristen Brand could have any superpower, she’d want telekinesis so she wouldn’t have to move from her computer to pour a new cup of tea. She lives in Florida with her husband, and her hobbies include reading comic books and desperately trying to keep the plants in her garden alive. An author of speculative fiction, she writes stories with fire-forged friends, explosive fight scenes, and kissing.
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Building an Urban Fantasy City by Kristen Brand

On June 29, 2022

Sci-fi and fantasy author Kristen Brand guides us through how to create an urban fantasy city!

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What is The Angry Noodle?

The Angry Noodle is a blog on all things science fiction, fantasy, and horror. From writing prompts and tips to personality quizzes and random rankings, if it's SFF, it's welcome here!

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Hi! I'm Bree/Noods/Noodles. Former editorial assistant, freelance editor, streamer, and appreciator of silly earrings. I run this lil' noodle site all by my lonesome, so I appreciate you stopping by. <3

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