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Author: Ray Daley

Ray Daley was born in Coventry & still lives there. He served 6 yrs in the RAF as a clerk & spent most of his time down a Hobbit hole in High Wycombe. He's been writing stories since he was 10. His current dream is to finish the Hitch Hikers fanfic novel he’s been writing since 1986. You can tweet him @RayDaleyWriter.
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Philip K. Dick Does It: A Tale of Overly Long Paragraphs

On July 30, 2021

A rant by an author on the tendency for books to have very, very long, run-on paragraphs.

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Short Story: The Passing of Witchcraft by Ray Daley

On July 4, 2021

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