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The Angry Noodles

On this site, you’ll find lots of articles on worldbuilding, writing tips, writing prompts, sci-fi and fantasy-themed personality quizzes, and more!

 

Got an idea for a post you’d like to see written? Looking for advice or thoughts on something? Have an idea for a personality quiz you want to see? 

Email me at editors@theangrynoodle.com!

 

WHAT I POST

Lots of stuff

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However, the below forms can be helpful suggestions (and they happen to be my favorites).

Got thoughts about being a writer? Advice for writing fantasy, sci-fi, satire, etc? Opinions on character arcs, worldbuilding, plot holes, and anything else to do with storytelling? Thoughts on your favorite or least favorite books? Share it here!

I’ve been pretty obsessed with streaming on Twitch lately, and it made me realize that doing media reviews and/or analyses would be a fun thing to add to my little site. So if there’s any kind of media you’d really like to review, I’m now taking those too!

I like lists. A lot. If you’ve seen some of our list posts, you might already be aware that I love dumb, goofy lists most of all. If you have a list of any kind, whether it’s meant to be helpful or to entertain, I can promise you it’s exactly what I’m looking for.

I’m a big fan of worldbuilding, so I’d love to see the worlds people have invented (whether it’s through a short story or just a written description of your world). I’m also happy to accept general speculative short stories that aren’t necessarily grounded in the worldbuilding itself.

Articles about the world of speculative fiction and worldbuilding are also very much welcome. Ex: Why I like Fantasy Better than Sci-fi, Why Worldbuilding is Important, etc, etc.

 

Guidelines

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Please be patient. I run this site all by my noodly self. I will try to get to submissions as fast as I can. If it has been more than two weeks and you haven’t heard anything, please give me a nudge. I like nudges. They help me keep my brain meat nice and tender.

I prefer submissions to be less than 3,000 words. Please email me at editors@theangrynoodle.com with the title and type of submission in the subject line (Ex: “Why Sci-fi Is Awesome,” Science Fiction List). I also prefer submissions posted in a word document rather than in the body of the email.

My current rate is $30 per accepted submission (meaning I pay you. Not the other way around. That’d be weird). I prefer to pay by PayPal.

If I accept your submission, I usually like to reach out with some questions to personalize the post for you and get your bio, socials, ask if you want to be added to the site as a guest author (for repeat contributors), etc, etc.

If you have any questions, feel free to reach out at editors@theangrynoodle.com!

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