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Bryanna Gary is the founder of The Angry Noodle and a current editorial assistant at Del Rey Books--science fiction, fantasy, and horror imprint of Penguin Random House.
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Black Lives Matter, Allyship, and the Site Going Forward
I’m very, very active on Twitter. The vast majority of people reading this probably know that already because that’s most likely how you found Satyr in the first place. One thing I’ve come across a lot has been other Black people pointing out that it’s not our job to educate non-Black people on the movement, police abolition, racism, etc, etc.Read More »Black Lives Matter, Allyship, and the Site Going Forward
Short Story: Angel in the Alley
by Andrew Slinde When I was a kid, I used to see things. Now, every kid sees things once in a while – that chair piled with clothes suddenly becomes a hulking monster in the glow of the nightlight, that sort of thing – but sometimes, I’m still sure that the things I saw were real. Call me crazy, butRead More »Short Story: Angel in the Alley
“Love Everyone:” The Problem With Tolerating Intolerance
I posted a shorter rant on this on Twitter (as I always do), but I felt it required some elaboration for those arguing. I know most of them were arguing in bad faith, but for those who are genuinely misguided and just trying to help, I think this one is worth addressing. Some “allies” have taken it upon themselves toRead More »“Love Everyone:” The Problem With Tolerating Intolerance
The Angry Noodle Society
Everyone tried to get me off Twitter. It failed. NICE TRY, FUCKERS (and by “fuckers,” I mean close friends and family who care about my mental health and don’t want to see me obsessing over social media in any way, shape, or form, which is entirely understandable and I do not fault them in any way for looking out forRead More »The Angry Noodle Society
Short Story: What Lurks Under the Bed
Updated: Feb 6 by Jon-Paul McGowan J’DAH Settle down, settle down. (Bangs gavel) Order. I hereby call the 1,349th meeting of the Benevolent Order of Outrageous Otherlanders, or Boooo, to order. Per tradition I will read off our mission statement: Our goal is to be the monsters they need to protect them from the real monster in their lives. IRead More »Short Story: What Lurks Under the Bed
Rant: On Being Short
Updated: Feb 6 I’m extremely short. I like to claim I’m 5’1, but I’m probably closer to 5’0 or so. Don’t let my bitter, mean-spirited past posts deceive you. I’m actually pretty chill with being short usually. Often times, I don’t even notice just how short I am because it’s about what’s on the inside, yo. But there are someRead More »Rant: On Being Short