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Bryanna Gary is the founder of The Angry Noodle and a current editorial assistant at Del Rey Books--science fiction, fantasy, and horror imprint of Penguin Random House.


Short Story: Angel in the Alley

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by Andrew Slinde When I was a kid, I used to see things. Now, every kid sees things once in a while – that chair piled with clothes suddenly becomes a hulking monster in the glow of the nightlight, that sort of thing – but sometimes, I’m still sure that the things I saw were real. Call me crazy, butRead More »Short Story: Angel in the Alley


The Angry Noodle Society

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Everyone tried to get me off Twitter. It failed. NICE TRY, FUCKERS (and by “fuckers,” I mean close friends and family who care about my mental health and don’t want to see me obsessing over social media in any way, shape, or form, which is entirely understandable and I do not fault them in any way for looking out forRead More »The Angry Noodle Society


Rant: On Being Short

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Updated: Feb 6 I’m extremely short. I like to claim I’m 5’1, but I’m probably closer to 5’0 or so. Don’t let my bitter, mean-spirited past posts deceive you. I’m actually pretty chill with being short usually. Often times, I don’t even notice just how short I am because it’s about what’s on the inside, yo. But there are someRead More »Rant: On Being Short