Short Story: The Zombie Con by Theodore Monk

  • 47 min read

When a valuable copy of the Necronomicon vanishes from the annual Zombie Convention, it’s up to private eye Aria Peaseblossom to locate the missing tome.

8 Fantasy Story Plot Ideas that Don’t Involve Quests

  • 18 min read

Maybe everything is a quest. Hell, I don’t know. But I’m here to gift you beloved noodles with some fantasy plot ideas that are not the traditional “journey to find something and stop the bad guy” quest.


Ranking Books (But Not By Their Content)

  • 13 min read

I have too much time on my hands and I love ASMR book tapping videos, so I decided to make a post that’s just about how nice books feel, sound, and smell.