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Why The Book Is Always Better Than The Movie

Tennyson E. Stead Feb 2, 2024 0 Comments

Why the book is always better than the movie!

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5 Questions to Ask About Your Minor Characters

The Angry Noodle Sep 19, 2023 0 Comments

Questions you should answer when developing minor characters.

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5 Myths About Writer’s Block Debunked

The Angry Noodle Sep 15, 2023 1 Comments

5 myths about writer's block and the (hopefully) comforting truth.

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How to Write Great Antagonists

The Angry Noodle Sep 5, 2023 0 Comments

Tips for writing a believable antagonist to make your protagonist's life a little harder. 😉

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Top Upcoming Book Releases of 2023

The Angry Noodle Apr 23, 2023 0 Comments

The Angry Noodle presents: my top upcoming 2023 book releases!

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Bookish Gift Guide: 10 Gift Ideas for Bookworms

The Angry Noodle Dec 12, 2022 0 Comments

A list of non-book bookish gift ideas for the bookworms you know and love.

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Think Your Fantasy Novel Sounds Stupid? 10 Tips for Overcoming Writer’s Anxiety

The Angry Noodle Oct 19, 2022 0 Comments

Does your brain meat constantly hit you with thoughts like, "Your book is stupid and no one will read it?" This post is for you!…

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Writing Carnivalcore Aesthetics

Coffee, Book & Candle Sep 30, 2022 0 Comments

Jordan & Kori from Coffee, Book, & Candle guide readers on how to incorporate carnivalcore aesthetic into their writing.

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4 Romantasy Story Prompts

The Angry Noodle Jun 15, 2022 2 Comments

Love is in the air! Here are four fantasy romance ideas to get your brain meat cookin'.

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5 Weak Character Motivations

The Angry Noodle Jul 7, 2021 1 Comments

Characters should be motivated by something. But what are some bad or overdone character motivations?

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Philip K. Dick Does It: A Tale of Overly Long Paragraphs

Ray Daley May 30, 2021 0 Comments

A rant by an author on the tendency for books to have very, very long, run-on paragraphs.

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Debunking Complaints About Representation in Publishing

The Angry Noodle Oct 13, 2019 1 Comments

There's lots of people. Maybe we should represent all of them. But people like to complain. So I'm gonna address some of those complaints.

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