By The Angry Noodle
When I put out a poll asking the homies which post they’d be most interested in reading (this one won, of course), some users suggested unicorns as one of the creatures they’d want to write about. And it made me think about how absolutely cool it would be to make a post about traditionally “friendly” and “cuddly” mythical creatures and give ‘em a bit of a horrific spin, if you will.
Let’s begin.
(Update June 2025: If this post looks familiar to you, I posted it all the way back in 2020! I was looking through old photos on my phone and saw a screenshot of this post, and I realized…huh. It isn’t anywhere on my website anymore!
So I checked, and sure enough, there was no sign of it. My guess is that when I moved web hosting services from Wix to WordPress and transferred all my posts over sometime in 2022, this one was somehow missed. I looked everywhere for a draft or something I could use to salvage it, and thank the lord for the Wayback Machine, because I was able to find exactly this post, fully intact, images and all! As well as a huge throwback to what my website looked like a long, long time ago. So I did my best to clean it up, edit it, and here it is again.
Anyway, that’s the story!)
Unicorns
Origin: Arabic, Roman
What Are They? Magical horses with a horn on their head, believed to have healing properties that could even be powerful enough to bring the dead back to life.
Why Should We “Horrorify” It?
This one might probably end up being more of an awkward B-movie or satirical horror novel than a legitimately scary horror story, but hear me out: that pretty horn on their head also makes for a very convenient weapon. See The Cabin in the Woods if you don’t believe me. It would also be pretty ironic that the horn that’s supposed to have healing capabilities could instead be used to impale someone. Just saying.
If you wanted to go further than just a quick scene where a unicorn impales a scientist à la Cabin in the Woods, you could create a warped and twisted version of the unicorn where instead of having healing properties, its horn instead causes decay. And instead of healing someone back to life in a beautiful fairy tale-esque way, they can instead resurrect someone necromancer-style and create an army of zombies.
(Update June 2025: I have been blessed with the gift of prophecy! As of 2025, there is indeed a horror movie featuring unicorns. And it is indeed a horror comedy! It’s called Death of a Unicorn.)
Genie/Djinn
Origin: Arabic
What Are They? Magical beings that dwell in inanimate objects (though we know them for being trapped in lamps) and can grant wishes if you play your cards right.
Why Should We “Horrorify” It?
I don’t even think it would take much effort to turn a djinn into a scary movie villain. They have the power to warp reality itself, and while they are bound to an object in popular culture and forced to serve whoever frees them from that object, that’s a relatively new take on them. In the actual mythology, they have free will. Whether that reality-warping power comes with the free will is something I couldn’t really figure out.
So there are a couple of ways you could handle this:
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Give the djinn complete free will and maybe a grudge against humans. Honestly, the grudge can come from anything. We humans have a habit of screwing things up and it wouldn’t take much to find a reason for a djinn to be mad at us.
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The djinn works the way they do in popular culture and serves whoever frees them from their lamp. Maybe whoever frees them has to deal with the loopholes that genies are famous for, monkey’s paw-type wishes that make the wisher’s life increasingly chaotic and miserable. If you wanted to go nuts, you could even make it so that these wishes accidentally ruin the world, not just this person’s life.
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The djinn works the way they do in popular culture, and whoever has their lamp is a real turd. Protagonist has to find a way to overcome this person and their reality-warping djinn who is forced to serve them.
Angels
Origin: Major religions, specifically Judaism, Christianity, and Islam
What Are They? Holy winged beings who serve the highest being in the universe (whatever your religion interprets that to be).
Why Should We “Horrorify” It?
Angels, depending on the interpretation, can be crazy powerful. They are also deeply devoted to the “Creator.” There’s been some different, scarier versions of angels where they get a little too wrapped up in their quest to purge the world of evil, to the detriment of humanity, so a warped sense of justice could definitely be one way to turn a story about the holiest beings known to man into a horror. One example of this is the 2010 film Legion, an action-horror movie that asks: what if God abandons us and commands the angels to purge us?
Or maybe the protagonists could be dealing with a fallen angel who’s just not very nice and not very happy about being cast out of Heaven. Okay, maybe that one’s been done before, too. In lots and lots of romance and teen fantasy novels. Has it been done in a horror movie kind of way? I don’t think so.
You would need to tread carefully. But there are also a lot of commentaries you could make about the abuse of religion and the manipulation of something that’s meant to make you a better person into a shield used to justify hatred and bigotry instead.
Fae
Origin: All over Europe (Celtic, Slavic, German, English, and French, according to the Wiki)
What Are They? The mythology around them varies (probably because of how many origins they have), but they’re commonly known as “fairies,” tiny creatures with a humanoid appearance save their size and butterfly wings. They’re known for being mischievous, but just how mischievous they get also varies. And that’s where the horror part comes in.
Why Should We “Horrorify” It?
If you know your mythology, then you know that the fae can be a lot worse than many kids’ shows and movies make them seem. They like playing pranks on humans, and they really like getting revenge on those who have wronged them. Hell, if you’re someone who isn’t to be messed with, you might have gotten fae as your result for this here quiz. You scary.
You know those prank YouTubers who get a lot of flak because sometimes their pranks go way too far and end up being borderline cruel instead of funny? Yeah, that’s the fae if you cross them. And what they might see as a “prank,” a human might see as, “Oh my God, you’ve killed my entire family and made me watch as you devoured my baby” or “Oh my god, you’ve buried me ten feet underground and cursed me to slowly suffocate for all eternity.”
All I’m saying is, you could write a great horror story about some doofus pissing off a fae and having to navigate all of the “pranks” that this fae has in store for them.
Elves
Origin: Germanic
What Are They? Similar to humans, but gifted with magic, and they tend to live much, much longer lives. They’re nimble, fast, often gifted in the arts, and often closely connected to nature.
Why Should We “Horrorify” It?
I’ve noticed that in a lot of fantasy stories, elves are long-lived magical beings who build these beautiful, complex cities that usually get destroyed at some point before the story even takes place. That makes me sad. So why not put a little spin on it and make them the scary, magically gifted mythical creatures that really know how to ruin human civilizations as thanks for destroying their homeland? Or maybe they’ve always been scary, magically gifted mythical creatures that you shouldn’t mess with, whose homeland has remained intact and who rule the world with an iron (slender) fist? You could really make all kinds of dystopian horror stories by flipping this racial stereotype around and making the elves the war-mongering magical badasses instead of the peaceful, nature and magic-loving beings that they’re usually portrayed as. Let them destroy homelands for once, god dammit.
Yes, I am bitter about the Night Elves in World of Warcraft having their homeland burnt to a crisp and the writers just saying that their leader getting some cool powers that she barely does anything with means that they’ve successfully gotten retribution for the genocide of their people.
…I should move on.
Dryads
Origin: Greek
What Are They? Tree spirits and a type of minor nature deity (nymph in Greek mythology). They tend to be shy and I believe that’s where their reputation for being one of the more harmless mythical creatures comes from.
Why Should We “Horrorify” It?
So there’s this scene in Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters where the evil witch really messes up some hunters’ days by basically using the forest against them. This includes:
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Taking control of the hunters’ dogs, making them maul one of them to shreds
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Making tree branches latch onto one of the hunters, ripping all of his limps (and head) off
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Compelling the last hunter to ravenously devour worms and dirt so that when he returns to the tavern to warn everyone, he proceeds to explode in a shower of bugs and viscera
Now I know, I know: “But Noodles, that’s a movie about devil-worshiping witches, not a dryad!” You’re right, dear reader. But consider the kind of damage a very, very angry tree spirit could do to a group of, say, hapless teens going camping in the middle of the forest and completely disregarding and disrespecting nature. A dryad might not be the same as the witches featured in Hansel and Gretel, but do we often get to see them featured in horror movies and making humans feel their wrath for trespassing in their forest? Not really.
Hypothetically, you could write a horror story about a wrathful dryad with the power to control the animals of their forest and compel them to rip a person apart, or dismember someone with tree branches, or make them eat bugs until they explode. Obviously in a forest, nature is everywhere, so this is the kind of horror story you could get really creative with if you really wanted to.
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So, this is late, but there is a horror film franchise that has a djinn as the villain: the Wishmaster movies.
While the rest of the films aren’t good, the first one is definitely worth a watch. And the Djinn is one reason why; he can only use his powers to grant a wish, but he goes out of his way to make the outcome as sadistic as possible. Also, if you’re not careful with your words, he’ll use them against you. Just ask the poor security guard who said “I’d like to see you try and go through me.”
It’s also neat to get a story that’s essentially a battle of wits, with the protagonist’s trauma being used to make her act irrational until she finds a solution to save everyone.
Ooo that is EXACTLY the kind of thing I was thinking of. Great suggestion, thank you! I will check it out.
I really like monkey’s paw/vindictive djinn style stories. As you say, a battle of wits. I like to see how the wish can be twisted into something horrifying. I’d like to see more horror like that.